Life Instructions
He apparently will shit on you, too.

He apparently will shit on you, too.

I guess this person wants bitches to write on their house too.

I guess this person wants bitches to write on their house too.

I guess I’ll just throw my trash on the wet floor then.

I guess I’ll just throw my trash on the wet floor then.

Now where the hell did deaf and dumb run off to?

Now where the hell did deaf and dumb run off to?

If you’re gonna be roaming around QFC with torches while shopping for beer, it does seem wise to make sure the fire alarm is off line.

If you’re gonna be roaming around QFC with torches while shopping for beer, it does seem wise to make sure the fire alarm is off line.

Found this list. That is one kinky ass party.

Found this list. That is one kinky ass party.

How many other flying objects are there on a golf course? Clubs, obscenities, balls, and beers? 

How many other flying objects are there on a golf course? Clubs, obscenities, balls, and beers? 

Not sure if those are supposed to be apostrophes or icicles? Either way, it’s raining them. The state obviously spares no expense when it comes to safety.
Seattle-Bremerton Ferry.

Not sure if those are supposed to be apostrophes or icicles? Either way, it’s raining them. The state obviously spares no expense when it comes to safety.

Seattle-Bremerton Ferry.

I’m gonna guess this is white chocolate?

I’m gonna guess this is white chocolate?